Verse 1 Today is wonderful, it's magical A golden sandy beach. The sun is shining, paragliding It's 34 degrees. We're drinking lager tops & whisky shots Down by the ocean. The girls are topless, they look spotless Swimming by the sea. And then one looked at me! Chorus It's September Where we went last night I don't remember. The sun is shining high This lovely weather. Tenerife time sun. Tenerife time sun. Verse 2 My skin is burning up, don't care because We're drinking margaritas. It's barely even lunch and I'm getting drunk On canary island sun. We're on an island where it's never cold, not even for a bit. And when the evening comes we'll go along Veronica's Strip. Veronica! Chorus It's September Where we went last night I don't remember. The sun is shining high This lovely weather. Tenerife time sun. Tenerife time sun. Bridge Memories will not fade The pictures are all stored on your phone. We're getting on a plane Tenerife I'll see you soon again. Maybe next September. Where we went that night I won't remember. The sun'll be shining high, this lovely weather. Tenerife time sun. Chorus It's September Where we went last night I don't remember. The sun is shining high This lovely weather. Tenerife time sun. It's September Where we went last night I don't remember. The sun is shining high This lovely weather. Tenerife time sun. Tenerife time sun. Tenerife time sun.

Verse 1 It’s a lonely world around every corner is blind. Where you’re coming from no way to know what you’ll find Need to get in touch with all of your emotion We’re not saying much, but the answer’s in your silence. Pre-Chorus 1 6 months you’ve been with him. I hope he makes you happy, I hope he loves you better than I did. And I’ve done some growing up And through the stormy weather The days they did get better after all. Chorus Did you ever even need me? That don’t matter now ‘cus now our story is through. Through the bridge flows a fresh stream of water And what you did Won’t phase me, I am not crazy I moved on. Verse 2 Through the darker days grew an inner sense of freedom You can take away all the things I’m leaving behind. Feelings come and go like days turn into nights. Yeah it hurt a lot but now I’m feeling alright. Pre-Chorus 2 My heart still skips a beat. I hope I never see you, Walking through the town we knew so well. Now I have found my peace I see the silver lining Of a cloud shows that shows the way to better days. Chorus Did you ever even need me? That don’t matter now ‘cus now our story is through. Through the bridge flows a fresh stream of water And what you did Won’t phase me, I am not crazy I moved on. Bridge I’m not crazy. Am I crazy? I’m not crazy at all. Chorus Did you ever even need me? That don’t matter now ‘cus now our story is through. Through the bridge flows a fresh stream of water And what you did won’t phase me, I am not crazy I moved on. Chorus Did you ever even need me? That don’t matter now ‘cus now our story is through. Through the bridge flows a fresh stream of water And what you did Won’t phase me, I am not crazy I moved on. Outro Won’t phase me, I am not crazy I moved on. Won’t phase me, I am not crazy I moved on.

Verse 1 Jason's got a green bag and he's gunna roll it up. He is gunna pack it tight and then he'll spark it up. Usually by this time he has drank half his scotch, But the two of us don't care about the time on our watch. He will do it Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday too. You would think he'd stop at weekends, but he does the weekends too. Chorus Smoking Weed. Smoking weed. Can of Stella and he's smoking weed. Smoking weed. Smoking weed. He's gunna light it up and smoke some weed. Verse 2 Tomorrow morning he should be about at work at 9, But the way things are going he will not be there on time. He has had a lot to drink and now is acting gay. He says 20 is a 20 you don't have to swing that way. Tomorrow is a fresh day and by 12 he'll sober up, but right now he's got his nob out and he wants to touch me up. Chorus Smoking Weed. Smoking weed. Can of Stella and he's smoking weed. Smoking weed. Smoking weed. He's gunna light it up and smoke some weed. Bridge One day soon I'll be getting Jason back, For pulling my pants down in the shop. The poor check-out girl nearly had a heart attack. The fucking twat he made her see the lot! Guitar Solo Chorus Smoking Weed. Smoking weed. Can of Stella and he's smoking weed. Smoking weed. Smoking weed. He's gunna light it up and smoke some weed. Chorus Smoking Weed. Smoking weed. Can of Stella and he's smoking weed. Smoking weed. Smoking weed. He's gunna light it up and smoke some weed. Outro He's gunna roll it up and smoke some weed. He's gunna spark it up and smoke some weed. He's came with a green bag to smoke his weed.

Verse I know this is a dangerous game If he found out he'd go insane. When I'm balls deep inside her, She thinks of him, but calls my name. It could be for the day. It could be for the weekend. I've fucked her every way. I hope these days will never end. Chorus 'Cus I'm fucking the neighbours bird Little does he know. Sometimes I fuck her fast. Sometimes I fuck her slow. And when he's out at work, She's sat on my face. Fucking all night. Fucking all day. Bridge Fucking all night. Fucking all day, (REPEAT) Outro 'Cus I'm fucking the neighbours bird Little does he know. Sometimes I fuck her fast. Sometimes I fuck her slow.

Verse 1 Sitting on the couch, drinking Famous Grouse. I'd like to tell you, but I know it'll fall on death ears. It's barely even three. Is this the best you'll be? Your examples are all turning me one-eighty. Pre-Chorus 1 Grandad always said, you know he likes to blame himself. But when you're drinking everyday you can only blame yourself. Chorus Look what you've done to the family. Look what you've done to yourself. Living each day by a bottle, Drinking away your health. A wife that doesn't matter. Your sons they feel they're the same. Evolving 'round the bottle as you're, Drinking on a Monday again. Verse 2 I'd like to tell you. I'd like to say. I'll always love you, but I will not replicate, Examples you've set. And choices made. Is this the true you, or has that memory faded? Pre-Chorus 2 Nanna always said she'd like to see you quit it all. But when she came on Sundays you were never sober at all. Chorus Look what you've done to the family. Look what you've done to yourself. Living each day by a bottle, Drinking away your health. A wife that doesn't matter. Your sons they feel they're the same. Evolving 'round the bottle as you're, Drinking on a Monday again. Drinking on a Monday again. Instrumental Chorus Look what you've done to the family. Look what you've done to yourself. Living each day by a bottle, Drinking away your health. A wife that doesn't matter. Your sons they feel they're the same. Evolving 'round the bottle as you're, Drinking on a Monday again. Drinking on a Monday again. Drinking on a Monday again.